I have a new Hero and his name is Holden.

Last night Rachel, Holden and I were walking a lot. On our walk we went to Union Square Park, where I was singled out by some drugged up dude with some jacked up teeth. So he tries to really intimidate me which is not a good idea because I don't like being picked on.

So this dude told me something like "Get out of my country" and then started following my foot steps. I was like "oh hell no", or something.

Anyway the dude says something like he was going to cut me and him and I just get into position with my left foot forward and my right back, like I know some sacred form of martial arts or something.

So I'm staring this dude dead in his eye and I don't break contact for one minute. My desire in all this is that he would see that he couldn't scare me away and just leave us alone. He wanted to try something. But he was crazy too and I can't read crazy people.
This is all happening at night in the middle of a heavily populated
park. There were a lot of people there.

Seems he harassed a few other people before we got there. There we were staring at each other and my biggest fear is that Rachel was gonna take out the meat cleaver, stick it in his neck at a 45 degree angle and get arrested.

At that moment my hero came to my rescue. Little Holden jumps up, yells my name and runs to defend me.
Yo, that's my dogs! The kid is brilliant. Nobody said any clear indication of fighting that a kid his age would pick up. He just saw me serious. Dead look in my face. Most people never see that look in my face. I don't ever see it.

So he runs to defend me but the guys back is towards Holden, so I was scared that he would look at Holdie and, I don't know. I told myself that at that moment, if the dude looks back, or even motions to look at that sweet little boy, I was coming at him with fury. "Just turn your face, and you won't have one afterwards".

Luckily Rachel got Holden before the guy noticed, or looked back or I
had to fight. Then she walked past us to walk the other direction, and
I followed her. He took two steps, I turned and said "walk the other way". He did.

We went the other side of the park and found the first Toy cop we could find and let him know. Then when we looked over to the dude, he was beating up a doped up guy on the bench. He was taking out his frustration of not doing anything to me, or something.
The dude was sitting all numb and the crazy dude was just wailing on
him.

The crazy thing is that there was a couple sitting directly across from the whole thing just watching.
Okay, ready? Cue copes, and action!
So the cops didn't see anything so they just told him to leave and followed him around the park for about 20 minutes before he actually left. Rachel just wanted him arrested and out of the public reach. So did I but the cops didn't have much to arrest him for. Or maybe they didn't want to fill out paper work. You that paper work thing gets annoying.

We then left.
Walked to the Bowery where my hero Holden started beating up the bouncer
at the club next door. It was so cute and funny watching Holden charge and kick and punch.

The funniest thing is that the guy lays on the floor and Holden does a two feet stomp the guys stomach that nobody was expecting.
Hilarious.

So soon after Rachel and Holden left and I stayed because George contracted me to do I'd check for the rest of the night. We're talking about a broke broke super broke person getting offered $50 to stand at a door for a 2 and a half hours to check ID's. And then I got shift drinks after. Wow, what luck.

No, what good friends!
It seems that Heroics is deeply rooted to family ties. A family of Hero's I tell you, the whole lot of them.

You see the whole not belonging thing was just melodramatics. Shame on me. Tiss tiss tiss.

Okay it is Saturday and I'm at the office working, listening to NIN’s “Downward Spiral”, and printing chapbooks, until it's time to go tonight’s party.

I love you all...

David Lynch Your film will be 45% romantic, 39% comedy, 43% complex plot, and a $ 37 million budget.

We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 19% on action-romance You scored higher than 64% on humor You scored higher than 71% on complexity You scored higher than 70% on budget

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