I wish you rot bitch. I wish your body begins to rot from the bottom up. You are a very special piece of shit.

That was dedicated to the bitch who tried to fuck up my morning today.
So I am on the damn 4 train, and I am taking my go to work nap. I am on one of the old 4 trains and the seats aren't really divided for people with asses. I sit in the corner where the row has four divisions for seats. Two big people sit next to me. With the three of us, the third seat was virtually not there. Okay so I am woken up by a smaller bitch who wants to squeeze in. Alright I aint mad, but she only gets the front end of the seat. So little by little she squeezes in, all the way till she has me pinned up to the wall, or so she tries. Not at all, I am big, remember I am big. She didn't notice because she tried to push me up. I didn't push back or anything, I just got hard as a rock and didn't budge. So there we are shoulder to shoulder and pressed up against each other with no space to think of moving without disturbing someone's zen, and she starts fanning herself with a damn "Dracula" playbill. Okay so you want to mess with me, but must you use my precious vampires? I say fuck it, all bets are off. I moved as much as possible, making sure I took everything out of my book bag at least twice, and put it back in thrice. I was pissed. Okay so we get to my stop and I stand up first. She stands behind me. Okay so she is trying to shove saying excuse me very snotty. I didn't budge because there were people getting out in front of me, and I am very patient. I get out, get to the escalator and start walking up at a normal everyday pace. So this bitch just runs passed me up the stairs and doesn't forget to push me on her way up. She doesn't forget to say "Hijo de puta" under her voice. Okay so that is when I lose it. The bitch is like 5'1" or something so there isn't much I can do. I run up next to her and say "Que diablo tu dijiste? Hijo de que" . Then she is denying that she said that until I just say "sucia cono" then we start exchanging words and when her other train arrives she walks in and says "si hijo de puta blah blah blah blah" I was like, "hacaroca conaso" It wasn't nice. She pissed me off beyond pissed. I remember what stop she got on too, she shouldn't be bothering people like that. I know way too much to be a good thing. I know the neighborhood that she works in. I know she hates her job, I know where she takes the train, where she stands on the platform, where she transfers, and if I was a bad motherfucker then I could really do some damn damage. Oh well. Fuck her. I hope her clitoris breaks off and she never enjoys a moment of pleasure for the rest of her life. I vex you. I hex you. I send the worst eyes possible.


I am upset, very very upset. I hope to be uplifted by SynonymoUS.